作为一名晋钢控股集团的普通员工（），今天我实在忍不住要"吐槽"几句！毕竟，有些话憋久了容易影响工作效率——虽然我们集团可能压根不会让我有"摸鱼"的机会。

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"吹毛求疵"的质量监督

你们是"处女座"转世吗？

The picture shows cold rolled products

每次路过技术规划发展处都想绕道走！那些戴着安全帽的同事，拿着检测仪对着钢材左敲右测，连.毫米的误差都能揪出来。上次亲眼看见他们为了一卷钢板的表面光洁度，硬是让生产线返工三次！领导还说什么"差之毫厘，失之千里"，我倒是想问：这么较真，让同行怎么活？客户都夸我们产品用三十年不带生锈的，害得人家采购处想换供应商都找不到理由！更离谱的是，晋钢集团高端产品——比如三高镀锌（厚度≥.、锌层≥、强度≥）、家电用镀锌（系列）、钢桶用镀锌（()+）——硬是靠这种"处女座式"质检，成为集团拳头产品，连国外工程师看了都直呼内行。

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"Unreasonable" safety training

The accident simulation is incredibly realistic!

The picture shows the smart somatosensory center

The Safety and Health Department is undoubtedly the most "dramatic" department in the entire company! During the onboarding process, they insisted on having us experience the consequences of high temperatures and electric shocks through safety drills. The simulation was so realistic that my palms were sweating, and now I instinctively check the safety latch three times before entering the workshop. What's even more exaggerated is that they time us during fire drills in the office building. Safety is the cornerstone of enterprise development, and the colleagues in the Safety and Health Department are well aware of this, which is why they are so strict with us, not letting any potential safety hazard slip by.

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The Environmental Protection Office of "Paranoia"

What is the experience of taking environmental protection to the extreme?

The picture shows the green factory area

The Environmental Protection Department is simply a group of "paranoids"! Their demands for environmental protection are almost harsh, and every corner of the factory area is meticulously arranged by them. From wastewater treatment to exhaust emissions, every step is monitored by dedicated personnel, and any slight anomaly in data will immediately trigger an investigation and rectification. They have also invested heavily in introducing advanced environmental protection equipment, making our production process greener and cleaner. I remember one time, in order to meet higher environmental standards, they managed to convince the leadership to halt part of the production line for upgrades and renovations, which lasted for several months, much to the anxiety of the production department. But it is precisely because of their persistence that our group has been awarded multiple times and has become a benchmark enterprise for environmental protection in the industry. Now, walking through the factory area, it's shaded by green trees and the air is fresh, completely devoid of the smoky and polluted atmosphere typical of traditional steel plants. When peers from other companies visit, they all praise our environmental efforts, and our leader even joked with a smile, "Environmental protection is the lifeline of Jin Steel, we can't afford not to do it well!"

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"令人头秃"冶金技术处

Have you considered our IQ?

The picture shows a superconducting electric color coated plate

上周给客户讲解新产出的超导电彩涂板，冶金技术处给的资料写着"国内首家超导电彩涂板"，是国内首发的开创性壮举，耐腐蚀性能卓越非凡就算了，最气人的是大佬们轻飘飘补了句："这产品早就能生产了。"现在客户听完介绍总是一脸震惊地问："这技术真是你们自主研发的？" 您说我这销售话术该怎么接？更"可恶"的是智能管控中心还挂着百余项专利证书，新人入职培训都要先做半小时颈椎按摩——仰头看证书看的！

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"凡尔赛式"荣誉墙

The medals are so numerous that they could open a hardware store!

The image shows an honor display (partial).

每次接待参观团最头疼集团的"显摆癖"！展厅里挂满的"中国制造业强""国家绿色工厂""冶金行业科技进步特等奖"牌匾，摞起来能绕车间三圈。去年刚拿下"全国质量标杆企业"，今年又因为环保指标超标完成（注意是"超"标不是"达"标！）被点名表扬。更夸张集团荣誉体系——“双攻双新”颁奖堪比奥斯卡，大家领奖时哽咽着说"就想安静拧螺丝"，结果被抓去拍了三天宣传片。现在客户来谈合作，进门先被荣誉墙震慑半小时，这还怎么砍价？

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"Non-essential" supporting facilities

Is this a steel plant or a resort?

The picture shows Shenghe Supermarket and Jingang Food City

集团在丰富员工生活方面的操作，真的让人“匪夷所思”。为了让我们员工有更好的生活体验，集团建起了游泳馆、体育馆、盛和超市和晋钢美食城。体育馆里各种健身器材一应俱全，篮球、羽毛球场地也超级豪华；盛和超市里商品琳琅满目，价格还很实惠，完全能满足我们的日常需求；晋钢美食城更是汇聚了各地的美食，从烤鱼到陕西油泼面，应有尽有。原本大家上班就是两点一线，现在集团搞了这些配套设施，感觉生活一下子丰富了起来。可这也带来了一个“麻烦”，现在同事们下班后都不愿意回家了，都泡在这些地方，搞得家里人还以为我们在外面有什么“秘密组织”呢！"

conclusion

Don't even think about lying flat when you come here

The picture shows the zinc, aluminum and magnesium production line

吐槽归吐槽，其实心里门儿清—— 正是这些"较真"到极致的细节，让晋钢从太行山麓的小钢厂，成长为手握多项国际认证、年营收超亿的钢铁巨擘；正是这群"爱折腾"的晋钢人，把"傻大黑粗"的钢铁，炼就成了港珠澳大桥的脊梁、新能源车的筋骨，下次要是有人问我"晋钢控股怎么样"，我大概还是会翻个白眼："来了可就别想躺平咯！" 毕竟，和这样的团队并肩作战，谁还甘心做块"生锈的铁"呢？

Source | Jinguang Holding Group

Editor: Li Xinrui

Review Liu Jiajun

Planning by Chen Xiaoli