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From last year to today, the game that can send crispy college students and zombie office workers into hospitals is "Breakfast Shop Downstairs".

Moba games can still scold teammates, but stand-alone operations really have nowhere to escape. Contemporary college students have not yet entered the workplace, so they have had enough of it.

在这个tag中，不少人猜到了这让人入院的游戏的正体——"The Breakfast Shop Downstairs" and "Aircraft Chef"。

One flying and the other on the ground, the suffering is the same:Before the patience progress bar runs out of guests, gag their mouths with food.

solemnly swear

Reborn I fought a robbery at a restaurant

Everything came from an inadvertent click. I originally thought it was a relaxing and enjoyable cooking game, but I saw the operation of a professional eSports player from the world's number one player. I can only say that this hand speed can achieve big things.

In this game, the player plays the role of the owner of the breakfast stall. NPC customers come to order, and the player cooks according to the order. It sounds very simple, but anyone who has played similar games, such as "Breakup Kitchen", knows that being an electronic cook, it is quite a loss of life.

yes，chef！

A breakfast stall owner is an army, and the cooking squad is the strongest combat force.

In order to be a meal auntie, college students stopped going to the street or sleeping. The iPad was broken and the tip of the pen was worn off. My friend had to open a breakfast restaurant even when he was sick. He ranked 2% in the global qualifying competition alone. He insisted on cooking and feeding people despite a high fever, showing the greatness of the chef.

What this group of elite cooking squad has to deal with are customers who come to make trouble during the breakfast peak. They are given a cordial name:Starving ghost.

The reason why they are ghosts is because it is impossible for people to have such an appetite and iron stomach. Customers don't care about what finished products you have prepared, nor do they care about what they eat that meets the needs of rushing to work in the morning to walk the dog and buy groceries. They come up with the ice and snow three-piece set and make it now.

The caring breakfast owner

At the same time, they have very poor patience and have a lot of facial expressions. They will make you look bad when they serve a meal slowly, and they will make you look bad when they serve the wrong meal. When the time goes out, they will leave directly. Regardless of whether your two steamers can't steam it, it will take me 15 seconds to eat six cages of steamed buns.

Players have completely understood spiritually that restaurant owners who are very busy in business and have a bad temper are constantly serving meals accurately while their mouths are full of words,"Get lost after eating".

In such a surreal environment, there is also something that conforms to reality, that is, your food will be burnt. If it is burnt, it will naturally not be served to customers and will have to be thrown out. However, the trash can will be full and you can't throw it in.

Sometimes garbage cans are sealed

In order to solve this problem of making pots, some players chose to hold it in their hands or repeatedly jump sideways while continuing to cook four dishes in three pots.

Wow, how can two hands do so many things?

It is true that people only have two hands, but the good news is that in the game you can use every finger as a hand-provided you can fully control each finger.

Look at the leisurely countdown in the upper right corner

The time-trained fingers of audio visitors have room to play at this moment, and some people do play catering games as sound. This is the fun of swiping the switch and the backboard, the joy that no one can stay in front of your stall.

But the real kings are all two-finger Zen users

Developers have limited energy, and the appearance of customers 'NPCs is also limited. With just a few faces, a few movements, and a few voices, it is inevitable that they will get emotional when they face each other day and night. This sense of familiarity is manifested in knowing each customer's mouth habits well, predicting what their bottomless mouths will eat, hearing the NPC's dissatisfied voice, and being awakened by ptsd in sleep.

People are compared to dead people

A cook's life is also life

In another catering game, Aircraft Chef, you can't even directly see what the starving ghosts want.

See that hungry lady in the cabin who keeps peeping at you?

You have to estimate the demand in the pantry and do it now. The densely packed ovens and steamers next to you are telling you to take the fucking food away quickly. There are already a hundred passengers in the cabin pressing the service bell to express that they are starving. Then you rush into the cabin and find that no one ordered the cooked meal and everyone wants tea. Those who order the set meal will always secretly ask for one less meal. If you make a mistake, you will have a negative comment.

Look at this money-losing face

You really want to say that you can't put it aside if you don't want to eat it, do you have to complain about me, but you don't have time, because some people want eye patches, some people want blankets, and some people want newspapers. You have to slide your shovel back into the pantry to empty the garbage bags, so as not to be looked at by customers when you collect your plates and throw garbage.

I saw some people who chose to be a flight attendant when they went home and played games. I could only sigh that it was because people had strong willpower or because the workplace was cruel and they had to practice more after work.

What was the last game where cooking made people look crazy?

If your answer is "Breakup Kitchen", you are a gamer, but if your answer is "Delicious Pizza, Delicious Pizza", congratulations, you are a real college student.

When it comes to pizza, some people also have nightmares.

Unlike intuitive legends, the customers in "Delicious Pizza Delicious Pizza" have mysterious terms for ordering orders.

In order to guess what ingredients they wanted, college students immersed themselves in reading and understanding and bought the original apple pencil just to make it smoother when applying ketchup to the bottom of the cake. On the college campus that year, as long as you saw the classmate opposite you doing circles on the tablet, 120% of them were making pizza in their hands.

From "Delicious Pizza, Delicious Pizza" to now "The Breakfast Shop Downstairs", what kind of magic power is it to keep people up all night and make spicy hot egg cakes for customers? What kind of sense of accomplishment does it make people act like ghosts during the day and work as flight attendants at night, making endless packages on every flight? How can such a game with a simple mechanism be played into a new century music game that needs to be played back? Catering games used to only occupy a flash program position in 4399, but now they have developed into a large event with regional qualifying and global ladders. They can be said to be a big profit for small tours.

The unreasonable success of "Sheep" allows everyone to see how Mini games can make a fortune. Even if it is a one-time sale, the instantaneous adhesion is still enough to make people envious. There are many examples of people who make a fortune in business games, and there are many more examples of people who can't sleep at night and have mental breakdown.

Not only do catering Mini games have one tournament after another, but simpler games also have organized battles, such as entertainment.

Children like this consumer music very much

It's been two months.

I have always thought that having fun is a pure joy. I can play twice when I miss it. When I am impatient and wait for the blood to return, I can uninstall it directly. I will goodbye and see you next time.

Until I downloaded a regular newsletter.

In fact, there is no distinction between formal and informal consumption, but when you enter a reward mechanism that is acceptable and has global rankings, you have no choice.

This regular snack was purely clicked in when I was playing a less formal/more causal snack (which means that I can regain my blood by reading the advertisement). At that time, it packaged itself as a clearance Mini games to trick me into clicking on the download. When I saw the abnormal download volume on Google Play, I already felt that something was wrong.

The same company also has three other game platforms with downloads exceeding 100 million (they are all f * cking business entertainment)

But it doesn't matter. Isn't it just a little fun? What else can it do to me.

As a result, I still underestimated the power of the three-elimination game, which has a long history and has a separate classification. In this game, hundreds of teams compete in every moment of the team competition, and the rankings change greatly. Major reshuffles of the top 20 or even the top 50 teams often occur. In order to maintain rankings, the major teams are very similar to ordinary competitive game guilds, stipulating entry levels/online duration and records, and clearing people once a week. It is a completely elite system.

The number one individual and team ranking in the world is often a Russian team, with occasionally Spanish or Italian people. The best players in the world come from Turkey, and they are basically unique. Chinese teams are often on the list.

The devil combination of Sanxia/Siming Management/AVG+ Global Team Rankings has transcended time killing and become time consuming, and has even entered the field of time wasting. Senior players who have been ruined for sleep and in a good mood can be seen everywhere in Google Play comments, accusing this game of being immoral.

Some people have evolved into m

After playing for half a year, I felt that this couldn't continue, so I resolutely deleted it-my ass, I couldn't bear to part with it. I could quit because I had changed my mobile phone and couldn't be bothered to do it again.

Then I am now playing entertainment on Taobao. What a sin.

Friends, The New Year is over. Don't think about your broken breakfast shop, broken plane disguised as a house-wide renovation, like those breakfast stalls, pizza stoves, and can't bring you any substantial benefits. Friends take out a lot of money in their pockets to eat, drink, and have fun. You silently watch games at home and your relatives eat crazy and ask you what you have gained this year. You said that I achieved all-Samsung achievements in the breakfast shop alone this year. The little girl with a double ponytail sitting on the left did not even give me a face. You are still laughing at them in your heart They said that they didn't understand what diners predicted and what five stoves and six kinds of egg cakes were not understood by their relatives on flights who only drank drinks but not eaten were all talking about their children's gains in the year, their son bought a house, and their daughter bought a car. Your parents said silently that my child really had the best breakfast stall and contracted ten cakes.

No one can say that it was a satisfying game after playing it. They can only think that they have finally reached the top of the three stars and moved tiredly to the next level.

Three-elimination pairing, cooking and catering, is similar to the end of mobile games, always at the next level in the endless world-in this world, you can really make the mill you want to pull, round and round until the earth explodes-or stop serving.

author:Hospital Office Changzai

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